Bulletins

August 5, 2018

Thank you all for your responses to the call for alternate signs for our Beloved parking lot.

Here are your suggestions thus far:

• “Church Traffic Only”
• “Church Traffic only. Visitors Welcome.”
• “Church Traffic Only. God is watching. Visitors welcome.”
• “Welcome”
• “Welcome to St. John the Beloved Church”
• “Welcome to St. John the Beloved Church. All those
• wishing to be Baptized, enter here.”
• “Pray or trespass, you decide.”
• “No trespassing. Violators will be baptized.”
• “The truth and the life inside. Welcome to St. John the Beloved.”
• “God’s house. All admirers admitted.”
• “You are Now in the Drive-Through Confession Line”
• “Beware of God”
• “Don’t”
• “Drive safely. Jesus is watching.”
• “Parish traffic only – violators will be baptized.”
• “Drive like your kids are at play here.”
• “Speed limit XX or else speed bumps are next.”
• “Trespassers forgiven if under 5 mph.”
• “For deliverance please use other entrance.”
• “U turn God sees”
• “The Way”
• “There is ONE WAY to Heaven.”
• "Extra Ecclesiam Nulla Gestatio"

Keep the suggestions coming! And be careful out there.

God bless you.

Fr. Christopher J. Pollard

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